forging ahead with a forked tongue and razor sharp wit

Finally, I decided to join the crowd and start a blog. I figure since I have a penchant for going on henry rollins-esque rants, it would be appropriate to center my blogs around things I rant about. Many of my friends think I'm funny, so I guess I'll try this out and see if I can shake a few things up :)

Let me premise this, however, on a few things:

1) To many a surprise, I am a pretty laid back person, and easy going, and probably one of the nicest people you will meet. I just like to call bullshit what it is--bullshit.

2)I am pretty diverse in my rants. I can cover anything from cell phone etiquette to politics to nature. I am an equal opportunity caller-outer.

3) I learned at an early age never to say anything about someone that you can't say to their face. So you will never see me sling mud....unless I feel particularly strongly about a person, and then I will not only sling it, I will sling it with style.

So...now you know.

I'm juuuust sayin'